Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #9 | | | | Laundry: | | | | Women do laundry every couple of days. | | A man will wear every article of | | clothing he owns, including his | | surgical pants that were hip about | | eight years ago, before he will do his | | laundry. When he is finally out of | | clothes, he will wear a dirty | | sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul | | and take his mountain of clothes to the | | laundromat. Men always expect to meet | | beautiful women at the laundromat. This | | is a myth. | | | | Nicknames: | | | | If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and | | Michelle get together for lunch, they | | will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, | | Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, | | Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a | | brewsky, they will affectionately refer | | to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, | | Peanut Brain and Useless. | | | | Socks: | | | | Men wear sensible socks. They wear | | standard white sweatsocks. Women wear | | strange socks. They are cut way below | | the ankles, have pictures of clouds on | | them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the | \ back. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;