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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #9               |
|                                         |
| Laundry:                                |
|                                         |
| Women do laundry every couple of days.  |
| A man will wear every article of        |
| clothing he owns, including his         |
| surgical pants that were hip about      |
| eight years ago, before he will do his  |
| laundry. When he is finally out of      |
| clothes, he will wear a dirty           |
| sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul    |
| and take his mountain of clothes to the |
| laundromat. Men always expect to meet   |
| beautiful women at the laundromat. This |
| is a myth.                              |
|                                         |
| Nicknames:                              |
|                                         |
| If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and         |
| Michelle get together for lunch, they   |
| will call each other Gloria, Suzanne,   |
| Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike,      |
| Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a         |
| brewsky, they will affectionately refer |
| to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, |
| Peanut Brain and Useless.               |
|                                         |
| Socks:                                  |
|                                         |
| Men wear sensible socks. They wear      |
| standard white sweatsocks. Women wear   |
| strange socks. They are cut way below   |
| the ankles, have pictures of clouds on  |
| them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the  |
\ back.                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;