Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, \ | the reeling midnight through For | | tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we | | never do.) | | | | -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in | \ Paganism" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;