Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Why can't we ever attempt to solve a \ | problem in this country without having | | a 'War' on it?" -- Rich Thomson, | \ talk.politics.misc / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;