Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Seventh Commandments for \ | Technicians: | | | | Work thou not on energized equipment, | | for if thou dost, thy fellow | | | | workers will surely buy beers for thy | | widow and console her in other | | | \ ways. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;