Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Poor man... he was like an employee to \ | me." | | | | -- The police commissioner on "Sledge | | Hammer" laments the death of his | \ bodyguard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;