Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The Soviet Union, which has complained \ | recently about alleged anti-Soviet | | themes in American advertising, lodged | | an official protest this week against | | the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: | | `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get | | | | off my Ford Escort.'" | | | \ -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;