Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Power, like a desolating pestilence, \ | Pollutes whate'er it touches... | | | \ -- Percy Bysshe Shelley / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;