Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You'll always be, What you always were, \ | Which has nothing to do with, All to | | do, with her. | | | \ -- Company / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;