Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "If you took everyone who's ever been \ | to a Dead | | | | show, and lined them up, they'd stretch | | halfway to | | | | the moon and back... and none of them | | would be | | | | complaining." | | | | -- a local Deadhead in the Seattle | \ Times / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;