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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ In arguing that current theories of     \
| brain function cast suspicion on ESP,   |
| psychokinesis, reincarnation, and so    |
| on, I am frequently challenged with the |
| most popular of all neuro-mythologies   |
| -- the notion that we ordinarily use    |
| only 10 percent of our brains...        |
|                                         |
| This "cerebral spare tire" concept      |
| continues to nourish the clientele of   |
| "pop psychologists" and their many      |
| recycling self-improvement schemes. As  |
| a metaphor for the fact that few of us  |
| fully exploit our talents, who could    |
| deny it? As a refuge for occultists     |
| seeking a neural basis of the           |
| miraculous, it leaves much to be        |
| desired. -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The   |
| Brain and Consciousness: Implications   |
| for                                     |
|                                         |
| Psi Phenomena", The Skeptical Enquirer, |
\ Vol. XII, No. 2, pg. 171                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;