Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: \ | | | If the probability of success is not | | almost one, it is damn near zero. | | | \ -- David Ellis / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;