Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Only the hypocrite is really rotten to \ | the core." | | | \ -- Hannah Arendt. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;