Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I suggest you locate your hot tub \ | outside your house, so it won't do too | | much damage if it catches fire or | | explodes. First you decide which | | direction your hot tub should face for | | maximum solar energy. After much trial | | and error, I have found that the best | | direction for a hot tub to face is up. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;