Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me \ | but bring me a message from a young | | man. | | | \ -- Moms Mabley / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;