Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Both models are identical in \ | performance, functional operation, and | | interface circuit details. The two | | models, however, are not compatible on | | the same communications line | | connection. | | | \ -- Bell System Technical Reference / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;