Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This cultural mystique surrounding the \ | biological function -- you realize | | humans are overly preoccupied with the | | subject. | | | | -- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other | \ Name", stardate 4658.9 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;