Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is not necessary to inquire whether \ | a woman would like something for | | dessert. The answer is yes, she would | | like something for dessert, but she | | would like you to order it so she can | | pick at it with your fork. She does not | | want you to call attention to this by | | saying, 'If you wanted a dessert, why | | didn't you order one?' You must | | understand, she has the dessert she | | wants. The dessert she wants is | | contained within yours. | | | | -- Merrill Markoe, "An Insider's Guide | \ to the American Woman" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;