Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That's the true harbinger of spring, \ | not crocuses or swallows returning to | | Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a | | ball. | | | \ -- Bill Veeck / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;