Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Pardon me for breathing, which I never \ | do anyway so I don't know why I bother | | | | to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. | | Here's another of those self-satisfied | | | | doors. Life! Don't talk to me about | | life." | | | \ -- Marvin the Paranoid Android / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;