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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Recently deceased blues guitarist       \
| Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his |
| death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting     |
| next to him, tuning his guitar. "Holy   |
| cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy   |
| is my idol." Over at the microphone,    |
| about to sing, are Jim Morrison and     |
| Janis Joplin, and the bassist is the    |
| late Barry Oakley of the Allman         |
| Brothers. So Stevie Ray's thinking,     |
| "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock    |
| and roll heaven." Just then, Karen      |
| Carpenter walks in, sits down at the    |
| drums, and says: "'Close to You'. Hit   |
| it, boys!"                              |
|                                         |
| -- Told by Penn Jillette, of            |
\ magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;