Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed \ | in favor of COBOL. Please update your | \ programs. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;