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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Brandy Davis, an outfielder and         \
| teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh    |
| Pirates, is my choice for team captain. |
| Cincinnati was beating us 3-1, and I    |
| led off the bottom of the eighth with a |
| walk. The next hitter banged a hard     |
| single to right field. Feeling the wind |
| at my back, I rounded second and kept   |
| going, sliding safely into third base.  |
|                                         |
| With runners at first and third, and    |
| home-run hitter Ralph Kiner at bat, our |
| manager put in the fast Brandy Davis to |
| run for the player at first. Even with  |
| Kiner hitting and a change to win the   |
| game with a home run, Brandy took off   |
| for second and made it. Now we had      |
| runners at second and third.            |
|                                         |
| I'm standing at third, knowing I'm not  |
| going anywhere, and see Brandy start to |
| take a lead. All of a sudden, here he   |
| comes. He makes a great slide into      |
| third, and I scream, "Brandy, where are |
| you going?" He looks up, and shouts,    |
| "Back to second if I can make it."      |
|                                         |
| -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball  |
\ Game"                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;