Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...Saure really turns out to be an \ | adept at the difficult art of | | papryomancy, the ability to prophesy | | through contemplating the way people | | roll reefers - the shape, the licking | | pattern, the wrinkles and folds or | | absence thereof in the paper. "You will | | soon be in love," sez Saure, "see, this | | line here." "It's long, isn't it? Does | | that mean --" "Length is usually | | intensity. Not time." | | | \ -- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;