Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / modem, adj.: \ | | | Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in | | "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An | | | | unfortunate byproduct of kerning. | | | \ [That's sic!] / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;