Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Somebody ought to cross ball point pens \ | with coat hangers so that the pens will | \ multiply instead of disappear. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;