Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Horses \ | | | When a nation follows the Way, Horses | | bear manure through its fields; When a | | nation ignores the Way, Horses bear | | soldiers through its streets. There is | | no greater mistake than following | | desire; There is no greater disaster | | than forgetting contentment; There is | | no greater sickness than seeking | | attainment; But one who is content to | | satisfy his needs Finds that | | contentment endures. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;