Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's reassuring to know that if you \ | behave strangely enough, society will | \ take full responsibility for you. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;