Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The income tax has made more liars out \ | of the American people than golf has. | | Even when you make a tax form out on | | the level, you don't know when it's | | through if you are a crook or a martyr. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;