Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The average girl would rather have \ | beauty than brains because she knows | | that the average man can see much | | better than he can think. | | | \ -- Ladies' Home Journal / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;