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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The polite thing to do has always been  \
| to address people as they wish to be    |
| addressed, to treat them in a way they  |
| think dignified. But it is equally      |
| important to accept and tolerate        |
| different standards of courtesy, not    |
| expecting everyone else to adapt to     |
| one's own preferences. Only then can we |
| hope to restore the insult to its       |
| proper social function of expressing    |
| true distaste.                          |
|                                         |
| -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide  |
| to Excruciatingly                       |
|                                         |
\ Correct Behavior"                       /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;