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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ `Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware     \
| Book Takes Paves For New World Order by |
| staff writers                           |
|                                         |
| ...                                     |
|                                         |
| The SAG is one of the major products    |
| developed via the Information           |
| Superhighway, the brain child of Al     |
| Gore, US Vice President. The ISHW is    |
| being developed with massive govenment  |
| funding, since studies show that it     |
| already has more than four hundred      |
| users, three years before the first     |
| prototypes are ready. Asked whether he  |
| was worried about the foreign influence |
| in an expensive American Dream, the     |
| vice president said, ``Finland? Oh,     |
| we've already bought them, but we       |
| haven't told anyone yet. They're great  |
| at building model airplanes as well.    |
| And _I can spell potato.'' House         |
| representatives are not mollified,      |
| however, wanting to see the terms of    |
| the deal first, fearing another Alaska. |
|                                         |
| Rumors about the SAG release have       |
| imbalanced the American stock market    |
| for weeks. Several major publishing     |
| houses reached an all time low in the   |
| New York Stock Exchange, while publicly |
| competing for the publishing agreement  |
| with Mr. Wirzenius. The negotiations    |
| did not work out, tough. ``Not enough   |
| dough,'' says the author, although      |
| spokesmen at both Prentice-Hall and     |
| Playboy, Inc., claim the author was     |
| incapable of expressing his wishes in a |
| coherent form during face to face       |
| talks, preferring to communicate via    |
| e-mail. ``He kept muttering something   |
| about jiffies and pegs,'' they say.     |
|                                         |
| ...                                     |
|                                         |
| -- Lars Wirzenius                       |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;