Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / `Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware \ | Book Takes Paves For New World Order by | | staff writers | | | | ... | | | | The SAG is one of the major products | | developed via the Information | | Superhighway, the brain child of Al | | Gore, US Vice President. The ISHW is | | being developed with massive govenment | | funding, since studies show that it | | already has more than four hundred | | users, three years before the first | | prototypes are ready. Asked whether he | | was worried about the foreign influence | | in an expensive American Dream, the | | vice president said, ``Finland? Oh, | | we've already bought them, but we | | haven't told anyone yet. They're great | | at building model airplanes as well. | | And _I can spell potato.'' House | | representatives are not mollified, | | however, wanting to see the terms of | | the deal first, fearing another Alaska. | | | | Rumors about the SAG release have | | imbalanced the American stock market | | for weeks. Several major publishing | | houses reached an all time low in the | | New York Stock Exchange, while publicly | | competing for the publishing agreement | | with Mr. Wirzenius. The negotiations | | did not work out, tough. ``Not enough | | dough,'' says the author, although | | spokesmen at both Prentice-Hall and | | Playboy, Inc., claim the author was | | incapable of expressing his wishes in a | | coherent form during face to face | | talks, preferring to communicate via | | e-mail. ``He kept muttering something | | about jiffies and pegs,'' they say. | | | | ... | | | | -- Lars Wirzenius | || | | \ [comp.os.linux.announce] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;