Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is impossible to travel faster than \ | light, and certainly not desirable, as | | one's hat keeps blowing off. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;