Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If while you are in school, there is a \ | shortage of qualified personnel in a | | particular field, then by the time you | | graduate with the necessary | | qualifications, that field's employment | | market is glutted. | | | \ -- Marguerite Emmons / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;