Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. \ | It begins with the vision to recognize | | when a job, a life stage, a | | relationship is over -- and to let go. | | It means leaving what's over without | | denying its validity or its past | | importance in our lives. It involves a | | sense of future, a belief that every | | exit line is an entry, that we are | | moving on, rather than out. The trick | | of retiring well may be the trick of | | living well. It's hard to recognize | | that life isn't a holding action, but a | | process. It's hard to learn that we | | don't leave the best parts of ourselves | | behind, back in the dugout or the | | office. We own what we learned back | | there. The experiences and the growth | | are grafted onto our lives. And when we | | exit, we can take ourselves along -- | | quite gracefully. | | | \ -- Ellen Goodman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;