Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! \ | Someone I DON'T LIKE is talking to me | \ about a HEART-WARMING European film ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;