Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about \ | the beatiful, round wives of HOLLYWOOD | | MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS | | and being approached by SMALL BOYS | \ selling FRUIT ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;