Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The polite thing to do has always been \ | to address people as they wish to be | | addressed, to treat them in a way they | | think dignified. But it is equally | | important to accept and tolerate | | different standards of courtesy, not | | expecting everyone else to adapt to | | one's own preferences. Only then can we | | hope to restore the insult to its | | proper social function of expressing | | true distaste. | | | | -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide | | to Excruciatingly | | | \ Correct Behavior" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;