Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They \ | can paint the walls with aggressively | | cheerful primary colors and splashy | | bold graphics, but it's still a holding | | place for the dead until they can be | | parted out to organ banks. Not that I | | would have cared normally but my | | viewpoint was skewed. The relentless | | pleasance of the room I sat in seemed | | only grotesque. | | | \ -- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;