Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /unclean: err, the admin team do \ | not control the archive, that's the | | | | ftp cabal get your cabals right, | \ damn it :-P / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;