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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ You know you're in trouble when... (1)  \
| Your only son tells you he wishes Anita |
| Bryant would mind                       |
|                                         |
| her own business. (2) You put your bra  |
| on backwards and it fits better. (3)    |
| You call Suicide Prevention and they    |
| put you on hold. (4) You see a `60      |
| Minutes' news team waiting in your      |
| office. (5) Your birthday cake          |
| collapses from the weight of the        |
| candles. (6) Your 4-year old reveals    |
| that it's "almost impossible" to        |
|                                         |
| flush a grapefruit down the toilet. (7) |
| You realize that you've memorized the   |
\ back of the cereal box.                 /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;