Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We all agree on the necessity of \ | compromise. We just can't agree on when | | it's necessary to compromise. | | | \ -- Larry Wall / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;