Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "His great aim was to escape from \ | civilization, and, as soon as he had | \ money, he went to Southern California." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;