Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nezvannyi gost'--khuzhe tatarina. \ | | | [An uninvited guest is worse than the | | Mongol invasion] | | | \ -- Russian proverb / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;