Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / New York is a jungle, they tell you. \ | You could go further, and say that New | | York is a jungle. New York *is a | | jungle.* Beneath the columns of the old | | rain forest, made of melting macadam, | | the mean Limpopo of swamped Ninth | | Avenue bears an angry argosy of crocs | | and dragons, tiger fish, noise | | machines, sweating rainmakers. On the | | corners stand witchdoctors and | | headhunters, babbling voodoo-men -- the | | natives, the jungle-smart natives. And | | at night, under the equatorial | | overgrowth and heat-holding cloud | | cover, you hear the ragged parrot-hoot | | and monkeysqueak of the sirens, and | | then fires flower to ward off monsters. | | Careful: the streets are sprung with | | pits and nets and traps. Hire a guide. | | Pack your snakebite gook and your | | blowdart serum. Take it seriously. You | | have to get a bit jungle-wise. | | | \ -- Martin Amis, _Money_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;