Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you look like your driver's license \ | photo -- see a doctor. If you look like | | your passport photo -- it's too late | \ for a doctor. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;