Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' \ | to 'B'. | | | | -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn | \ performance / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;