Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The chat program is in public domain. \ | This is not the GNU public license. If | | it breaks then you get to keep both | | pieces. (Copyright notice for the chat | \ program) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;