Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / Work Hard. \ | | | Rock Hard. | | | | Eat Hard. | | | | Sleep Hard. | | | | Grow Big. | | | | Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em. | | | \ -- The Webb Wilder Credo / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;