Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But \ | it may have a goal. | | | | -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", | \ stardate 3088.7 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;