Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Always do right. This will gratify some \ | people and astonish the rest. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;